Have you ever heard of Billy Blanks? Let me introduce him. He is a sadist. OK, maybe not intentionally.
He has a set of DVD’s, you may have heard of them, Tae-Bo. Well, I have one of these DVD’s from back in my “I just had a baby maybe I should do something about the weight” days. On Saturday I had the genius idea (read- dumbest idea EVER) of brushing off the old Tae-Bo DVD and giving it a go. HAHAHAHA!!
Step 1: Change into exercise gear.
Step 2: Draw the curtains
Step3: Proceed to make an ass of myself.
Coordinated I am not. I can punch. I can sort of kick. I can not do both at the same time and look graceful. I kept up for about 25 minutes or so, which actually surprised me considering my fitness level is about zero right now.
Fast forward to Sunday. I couldn’t move. No. I literally could not move. My legs hurt, my arms hurt, my shoulder blades hurt, my back hurt. I peeled myself out of bed onto the couch. That is where I stayed for about 90 percent of the day. Billy Blanks kicked my ass with his pearly white wide smile, while lying to me about how well I was doing. Today I bought the Jillian Michaels 30 day shred DVD. At least she will growl at me and tell me that I suck.
